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The Agentic Hangover, the Grid Breakpoint and the Quantum Breakout

Two sectors moved today and both moved hard. In AI the story is no longer the GPU, it is the power to run it: agentic workloads have multiplied inference by 15x, the capex bill is compounding faster than the revenue behind it, and Northern Virginia is load-shedding. In quantum, a logical-qubit milestone has halted the pure plays. Shayne Heffernan walks the live tape, the architecture wars and the exact portfolio directives, with the dependency graph both trades share.